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trop fort Arthur !!

J'aime cette citation. Je vais me refaire la série ^^

Je ne sais plus qui l'a dite, mais ça vient une nouvelle fois de Six Feet Under.

Six Feet Under


Nous sommes jeunes, nous marchons à pieds… J’opterai donc pour un surnom en rapport : "les Petits Pédestres". -- Kaamelott

Ils sont tellement énormes Yvain et Gauvain

Une citation de SFU :

Une citation de Ruth dans SFU encore une fois :

Aww, j'adore comme ce topic est devenu un recensement des meilleures citations de SFU J'aime vraiment beaucoup celles que tu choisis, en tout cas.

J'y peux rien si la série regorge de merveilles

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Malcolm: What will they pay me?
Lois: I'll tell you what they'll pay you. What all jobs pay... less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more.

Moi, grande fan de Merlin, je vous propose ces quelques passages :

MERLIN: You’ve had your fun, my friend.

YOUNG LAD: Do I know you?

MERLIN: I’m Merlin.

YOUNG LAD: So I don’t know you.

MERLIN: No.

YOUNG LAD: But you called me “friend”.

A beat. An awkward silence amongst the crowd. MERLIN can see everyone looking at him.

MERLIN: That was my mistake.

YOUNG LAD: I think so.

MERLIN: Yeah ... I’d never have a friend who could be such an arse.

He smiles and turns away. His audacity draws a few laughs from the back of the crowd. We see GWEN is clearly impressed by MERLIN’s intervention.

YOUNG LAD: Or I, one who could be so stupid.

He places his hand on the hilt of his sword. MERLIN sees the CROWD step back. He turns and looks at the YOUNG LAD, suddenly sensing the danger he’s got himself into.

YOUNG LAD (a smile): Tell me, Merlin, d’you know how to walk on your knees?

Laughter.

MERLIN: No.

YOUNG LAD: Well, I suggest you learn.

MERLIN holds a smile on his face - but displays a look of contempt. There’s no way he’s getting on his knees for this idiot.

YOUNG LAD (an arrogant smile): D’you want me to help you?

MERLIN’s face hardens -

MERLIN: I wouldn’t if I were you.

YOUNG LAD: Why, what are you going to do to me?

MERLIN: You’ve no idea ...

YOUNG LAD: Be my guest.

He towers menacingly over MERLIN. MERLIN takes a nervous step backward ...

YOUNG LAD: Come on, then...

MERLIN sees the YOUNG LAD and his MATES bearing down on him. Suddenly, he is in MERLIN TIME... EVERYTHING SLOWS, MERLIN looks at the gang, their ugly gloating faces grinning at him, we hear his heart pounding ... He turns his focus onto the YOUNG LAD. His eyes narrow... MERLIN, realising what he’s doing, suddenly breaks the spell and steps back...

YOUNG LAD: Oh, is that it?

The crowd laugh. MERLIN, humiliated, spins round and aims a punch at him, but the YOUNG LAD swiftly parries, grabs MERLIN’S arm and twists it up behind his back.

YOUNG LAD: I’ll have you thrown in jail for that.

MERLIN: Who d’you think you are - the king!

YOUNG LAD: No, I’m his son - Arthur.

MERLIN, realising the young lad’s identity, swallows hard.

YOUNG LAD: On your knees.

He kicks MERLIN on the back of his legs, MERLIN crumples to his knees and, before he can backtrack, he's surrounded by a group of SOLDIERS and bundled to the ground.



MERLIN hurrying from the Keep and entering the busy thoroughfare. Suddenly, he sees ARTHUR and his ENTOURAGE heading toward him. They look at each other, MERLIN can’t avoid him ... They come face to face, MERLIN tries to keep walking. ARTHUR blocks his path ...

ARTHUR (smiling): How’s your knee walking coming along?

MERLIN keeps going.

ARTHUR: Ah, don’t run away.

MERLIN (disparaging): From you?

MERLIN turns on him ...

MERLIN: I’ve told you, you’re an arse - I just didn’t know you were a Royal one.

A few GUARDS react...

MERLIN: What you going to do - get your dad’s men to protect you?

ARTHUR (smiling): I could take you apart with one blow.

He puckers his lips and blows ...MERLIN stares at him. There’s no going back ...

MERLIN: I could take you apart with less than that.

ARTHUR: Are you sure?

ARTHUR smiles and he tears off his top. MERLIN looks at him - he's ripped like 50 Cent. MERLIN swallows hard ... He removes his own top - it's not quite so impressive.

ARTHUR: Here you go, big man.

ARTHUR takes a pair of evil looking maces from the GUARDS and throws one to MERLIN. MERLIN fumbles it. The gathering CROWD laugh, further angering MERLIN. The two lads square up for a fight. ARTHUR smiles, confident that he’s going to give MERLIN a whipping ...

ARTHUR: Come on, then.

ARTHUR begins expertly twirling the mace round his body at high speed - like some ninja martial art expert. It’s a frightening display and the CROWD roar their approval. Finally, ARTHUR brings the mace to a halt ...

ARTHUR (a smile): I warn you I’ve been trained to kill since birth.

MERLIN: Wow - and how long have you been training to be a bully?

ARTHUR (forced to smile at his audacity): You can’t address me like that.

MERLIN: Sorry - how long have you been training to be a bully, my Lord?

ARTHUR reacts and suddenly arcs a high sweeping blow at MERLIN ... MERLIN ducks and comes up wide eyed ...

Petite dédicace à Pierre Mondy qui avait joué dans le livre VI de Kaamelott :

“Des chefs de guerre y’en a d’toutes sortes,
des bons, des mauvais, des pleines cagettes il y en a,
mais une fois d’temps en temps il en sort un, exceptionnel,
un héros, une légende,
des chefs comme ça, y’en a presque jamais,
mais tu sais c’qu’ils ont tous en commun ?
Tu sais c’que c’est, leur pouvoir secret ?
- Non.
- Ils ne se battent, que pour la dignité des faibles." - César (Kaamelott)

Spoiler:

Excellente cette réplique (et sympa l'hommage)

Une réplique d'Arthur (probablement ma préférée)

« Pour le Graal, j’ai bâti une forteresse, moi. Kaamelott, ça s’appelle. J’ai été chercher des chevaliers dans tout le royaume. En Calédonie, en Carmélide, à Gaunes, à Vannes, aux Pays de Galles. J’ai fait construire une grande table, pour que les chevaliers s’assoient ensemble. Je l’ai voulue ronde, pour qu’aucun d’entre eux ne se retrouvent assis dans un angle, ou en bout de table. C’était compliqué, alors j’ai essayé d’expliquer ce qu’était le Graal, pour que tout le monde comprenne. C’était difficile, alors j’ai essayé de rigoler pour que personne ne s’ennuie. J’ai raté, mais je veux pas qu’on dise que j’ai rien foutu, parce c’est pas vrai. »

Définitivement une des meilleures répliques de la série

Une qui me fait beaucoup rire :




Ca a TELLEMENT rien à voir

J'adore, l'absurde dans toute sa splendeur ! Ca me rappelle la devinette sur le marron

La manière dont ils jouent avec l'absurde dans la série est assez jouissif

Le coup du marron, j'en pleurais presque à une époque

“Sorry. I’m a little pressed for time too, I have cancer. So would you mind getting your shit off the counter so I can buy my irises and plant them before I die? Thanks.”

The Big C, 1x05 Blue-Eyed Iris

Mdr

J'adore celle de House

Kaamelott, Livre II, L'enlèvement de Guenièvre :

Léodagan : On comprend pas le picte, nous.
Dame Séli : Ah bah vous non, hein, c'est sûr : en trente ans vous avez pas été foutu d'apprendre à dire merci.
Léodagan : Qu'est-ce que vous voulez que ça me foute ? Alors déjà je dis pas merci dans ma langue, je risque pas de l'apprendre en picte.

lool ^^

CE moment !

Ah oui, le duc d’Aquitaine, qu'est ce que je l'adore !!